telapathetic:

sorry teacher I cant do my homework because I don’t fucking give a shit

fetusvic:

everyone has that one band that makes everything okay

ii-l:

This is my bible. Bye.

ii-l:

This is my bible. Bye.

youngparis:

Cocoon and Evolved Metallic Mechanitis Butterfly Chrysalis from Costa Rica

areyoumarriedriver:

It was…not love at first sight exactly, but - familiarity. Like: oh, hello, it’s you. It’s going to be you. Game over. {x}

Now slip me snug about your ears,
I’ve never yet been wrong,
I’ll have a look inside your mind
And tell where you belong!

happyhalloweenmotherfuckers:

hella-extraordinary:

When you see a spider by your foot:

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When water gets into your ear:

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When your mom tells you to take out the trash:

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When your hair gets in front of your face:

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When you’re too tired to walk up the stairs:

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???:

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this fucking gifset gets me every time

askgeorgebush:

"Sir, can you please turn off your device while we are in flight?"

*sadly shakes etch-a-sketch and puts it away*

phlynn:

British boys ❤️

phlynn:

British boys ❤️

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