my roommate is 2 days younger than me so i’ve gotten into the habit of saying “when i was your age..” and then describing what i did 2 days ago
Actually Jesus was gay and saw some cute guys and was like “nail me ;)” but the Romans misinterpreted his flirtatious nature
its so gross to me that there are people on this website who were born in 2001
*cough* YOU GOT A PROBLEM BITCH *cough*
ahem no sorry I didn’t say anything
George W. Bush was the head cheerleader during his high school senior year. At Yale, he also was a cheerleader.
Some people can remember every day of their lives, the condition is called, “Hyperthymesia.”
Over 90% of high schools in France have condom vending machines.
Comic creator Stan…
all text posts in october must be
formatted like this
team i can’t do math for shit but i can write a 3 page english paper in less than an hour
WE HAVE A PRIVATE JOKE WITH TAYLOR ABOUT BECKY AND IT HAS NOT EVEN BEEN TWO WEEKS OF TUMBLR AND WE MADE IT ON A SHIRT. WHO ELSE DOES THIS?!
some nerd: communism will never work because human nature