pishposhspice:

my roommate is 2 days younger than me so i’ve gotten into the habit of saying “when i was your age..” and then describing what i did 2 days ago

hanksypanky:

Actually Jesus was gay and saw some cute guys and was like “nail me ;)” but the Romans misinterpreted his flirtatious nature

#I think I just moved up a level in blasphemy  

pizzaforpresident:

fanskitter:

pizzaforpresident:

its so gross to me that there are people on this website who were born in 2001

*cough* YOU GOT A PROBLEM BITCH *cough*
ahem no sorry I didn’t say anything

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bugspraying:

When someone asks me for help 

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10 Daily Random Facts →

ultrafacts:

George W. Bush was the head cheerleader during his high school senior year. At Yale, he also was a cheerleader.

Some people can remember every day of their lives, the condition is called, “Hyperthymesia.”

Over 90% of high schools in France have condom vending machines.

Comic creator Stan…

vampirestump:

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     all text posts in october must be
              formatted like this

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msh30:

team i can’t do math for shit but i can write a 3 page english paper in less than an hour 

theamazingspiderboy:

AND SHE’S BRUCE WAYNE’S COUSIN

theamazingspiderboy:

AND SHE’S BRUCE WAYNE’S COUSIN

simplysfans:

WE HAVE A PRIVATE JOKE WITH TAYLOR ABOUT BECKY AND IT HAS NOT EVEN BEEN TWO WEEKS OF TUMBLR AND WE MADE IT ON A SHIRT. WHO ELSE DOES THIS?!

simplysfans:

WE HAVE A PRIVATE JOKE WITH TAYLOR ABOUT BECKY AND IT HAS NOT EVEN BEEN TWO WEEKS OF TUMBLR AND WE MADE IT ON A SHIRT. WHO ELSE DOES THIS?!

toasternudel:

logging on to tumblr on november 1stimage

jobhaver:

some nerd: communism will never work because human nature

me: image

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