once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year
any cookie is bite sized if you try hard enough
ANY COOKIE IS BITE SIZED IF YOU TRY HARD ENOUGH
NOT ALL COOKIES
what happened to my post
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Where is 12?
i’m sorry supernatural fandom but you will never have a gif that fits anything better than this gif fits this
Being good to each other is so important, guys.
*opens jacket* hey u wanna buy some oh jesus fuck it’s cold *closes jacket*
He popped the first two. Now he carries this one very gently
I lost the cap to a soda bottle
Then you’re fucking stupid. If you can’t drink a soda without a cap, then you’re fucking stupid.
LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT. I COULDN’T FIND THE CAP TO AN ALMOST FULL 2 LITER BOTTLE OF DIET COKE. I WASN’T ABOUT TO DRINK THE WHOLE GOD DAMN THING ON THE SPOT. I DONT EVEN LIKE DIET COKE THAT MUCH. IF I PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE IN THE BOTTLE IT WOULD HAVE GONE FLAT SO DONT FUCKING CALL ME STUPID I AM THE FUTURE
Do you ever just pause while reading a fic because you can’t handle the cuteness and you’re just like
*sees a cute boy* *checks to see what kind of shoes he is wearing*