Me, regarding everything.
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emojis are so cute and i love that brown haired girl in pink dress emoji and brown haired boy in blue shirt emoji are together
but even brown haired boy in blue shirt emoji has his secrets…
(Source: overhumor)
killthebloodyredprinceofdeath:
We ran out of plates.
This is possibly the greatest photo on Tumblr.
This is possibly the most disrespectful photo on Tumblr. I am not saying that you have to agree with what the bible says, but to utilize that book ‘as a plate’ knowing what it means to people, is just plain disrespectful to religion.
This is possibly the most disrespectful photo on Tumblr. I am not saying that you have to agree with the fact that pizza is the most delicious thing ever, but to let it touch that book, knowing how people misinterpret it as a reason to hate gays, is just plain disrespectful to pizza.
This is possibly the most disrespectful photo on Tumblr.
My uncle got killed by a falling microwave.
This speaks to me.
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when you’re trying to enjoy a picnic and theres a bee flying around your head
Iconic.
“…and that’s my presentation.”
*16 year old girl voice* um shut the fuck up thanks
i literally say this a hundred times a day
*16 year old girl voice* literally.
George Takei responds to “traditional” marriage fans.
George Takei is flawfree.
how do mermaids have babies
do you think the people who play teletubbies feel horny on set sometimes
why didn’t tarzan have a beard
how many things are there
why
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I wish my name was Zoe so I could introduce myself like this
